gamblingislife arrested trying to support his crack habit

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Chicago - A man robbing a dry cleaning store blew off part of one finger with a shotgun, police said. "This is no toy; the gun is loaded," the robber said to his victims Monday in the Pekin Cleaners on Chicago's south side. Police said the robber, wearing women's underpants over his face and pink panties on the outside of his pants, and carrying a sawed-off 12-gauge shotgun, then opened the gun to show it was loaded. When he closed it, the weapon fired, taking off two-thirds of the little finger of his left hand. After the gun fired, he took $10 from the cash register and a portable television set from the counter and fled. Police said they recovered the tip of the finger and were able to get a fingerprint. Police records then showed that the perpetrator, gamblingislife, had a record of petty theft, 5 counts of cruelty to animals, impersonating a women and soliciting sex, and loitering at a children's playground. They followed the trail of blood to a local farm where gamblingislife was found passed out next to a sheep with a crack pipe in his mouth. The sheep tested positive for human semen. A store employee, Hattie Butler, said she did not realize the robber had injured himself because he did not show any signs of pain.

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way to go, buddy.

[This message was edited by Oren1 on June 27, 2004 at 03:27 AM.]
 
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well we know gamblingislife is out of the running to win Scarlett's heart, damn you are one ugly motherfvcker. nice tattoo, though.
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Oren1:
I knew you were going to say that. You wanna know why?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Let me guess you tried posting more pictures of your gay family but you had used all those. And the only thing you had left was a pic of your daddy. Good one dude you showed me...yawn.
 
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the coffe is wearing off man, you've reverted back to taking what I've said and saying the opposite, that's some 2nd grade shit man come on you can do better.
 
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meanwhile, I see urstupid is still logged in and he hasn't posted in the last hour. dude must have passed out after inhaling another hit of Pine-Sol and waiting for Scarlett to respond to his hilarious attempts to make her his internet girlfriend. he's probably got an imprint of his keyboard on his forehead by now.
 

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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Oren1:
meanwhile, I see urstupid is still logged in and he hasn't posted in the last hour. dude must have passed out after inhaling another hit of Pine-Sol and waiting for Scarlett to respond to his hilarious attempts to make her his internet girlfriend. he's probably got an imprint of his keyboard on his forehead by now.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Oren - I think that's the best I've heard from you in a while. But I would guess that UR may have Scarlett on all fours giving her the UR love potion.
 

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Scarlett- Got what she needed A HUNK i.e MYSELF and Ugly Oren is crying about it!
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But hey- What are you gonna do..
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